my nightmare before Christmas.

Well, this isn't how I was expecting to spend my Christmas Eve! 

Late last night, (Christmas Eve, Eve) I started to really feel terrible. Upset stomach, fever...whole nine yards. As soon as I rested my head on my pillow, I knew what was about to happen. My night consisted of getting about 1 hour of sleep, throwing up every 10-15 minutes (18 times) & getting so weak that apparently I told Billy I was going to pass out and then I fell to the ground. 

That my friends, is food poisoning

I 'woke up' (is it still waking up if you never went to sleep) on the couch at about 7:30am still throwing up & craving the biggest glass of ice water I could find & realized this was NOT going to be the festive Christmas Eve I had hoped for. (Unless you count the red Gatorade Billy bought me so that my puke would be festive, so sweet that guy.) 

It's one o'clock in the afternoon & my ass is still plopped priscisley in the same spot it was at 5am. The only thing I have been able to hold down is a portion of that red Gatorade and I can't find a Christmas movie on TV worth watching. 

Weight loss was on my new year resolution list but I wasn't planning on starting this early, people!! 

I'm so hoping that I start to feel better by tonight, SANTA IS COMING!!! 


  1. What on earth did you eat and where did you eat? Drink lots of fluids and eat some crackers.

  2. Hope you get to feeling better in time for Christmas!

  3. Really why does this stuff always find its way to you. Maybe you should not be on Google maps. Feel better Jen-nay merry Christmas honey